| Monday, 5 March 2007 |
| you're weird! |
I just read some book which featured the top 5 horoscopes, which are known to have weirdo tendencies.
I was pretty pleased to see that Gemini was ranked quite high on the ranking, but at the same time, extremely miffed that we weren't ranked first!
Instead, it was some other star sign that took the crown, a star sign that I had long associated to be related to rigidity and tradition. Imagine my consternation when I found out that they were supposed to be the weirdest ones of all. Pffffffttttttttt...
Anyway. Here's the top 5 starsigns that produce weird people:
No. 5: Scorpio - insecure, mysterious, and sometimes overly sensitive and paranoid. but their passionate and never-say-die attitudes make them do things or undertake things that other won't want to do. Plus the fact that they are usually vengeful and filled with possibly violent tendencies does nothing to reduce the weirdness factor in them. They are the ones that can freak you out real bad!
No. 4: Taurus - these people are stubborn, steadfast and hardworking individuals, who on the surface, are what you consider to be normal people. But beneath their seemingly proper fronts, lies a heart that is addicted to luxury and life's richness. Taurans love their alcohol, their fair share of fun, their hobbies and passions; For their cause and ideals in life, they'll do anything to keep their hold on them, even if it meant breaking every single bone for it!
No. 3: Aquarius - independent, strongwilled and inventive, Aquarians are weird in a friendly, interesting sort of way. Always original in thought, they aren't afraid to think differently, and aren't afraid to express them as well. Plus the fact that they are very sensitive and imaginative people means that they'll change their degree of quirkiness in accordance to the crowd; serious when necessary, crazy when its time to let their inhibitions down.
No. 2: Gemini - Contradictory, versatile and witty, Geminians are people with two minds/hearts in a single body. They are witty, cunning and intellectual individuals who just love the frivolity of life, and never stops changing their mind about it. One moment they can be incredibly child-like and carefree, the next moment, they turn moody and depressed, and its not something that they can control. And this fickleness makes them the ultimate schizos in many eyes.
And the biggest shock of all!!!!
No.1: Capricorn - ambitious, prudent and disciplined, Capricornians are often people stuck in the rigidity of order and tradition. They are naturally reserved and fatalistic, often holding a pessimistic view of life. These quiet and reserved individuals however, possess a great degree of flippancy, and are often caught between wanting to walk out of their reserved natures and not wanting to throw away the systematic way of life that they once had. This inconsistency, leads many to view them as individuals that no one can understand. (i.e. weird!)
HOHO.
I never thought I'll live to a day where I'll see the cautious Capricorn beat the fickle Geminian in terms of weirdness. This is a sad day for all Geminians, to be defeated by such a stick-in-the-mud star sign! (the horror! the horror!)
Final note: Female Repro is so complicated, it has given me a migraine. Pffffttttttt!Labels: horoscope, randomness |
posted by voldemort33 @ 19:50  |
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