| Friday, 17 August 2007 |
| the 1st week of school |
10 things I've learnt over the past week in school
1. I have very very dirty hands, which are probably dirtier than the inside of my nostrils! In fact, I have dirty killer hands! Yup, you heard me right people! Over the course of my first two microbiology lab sessions, I found out that my hands are home to beta-hemolytic bacteria, that have the ability to break down human red blood cells. So the next time you actually come into contact with my bare hands, BEWARE! YOU MIGHT JUST UNDERGO SPONTANEOUS DEGENERATION AND END UP AS MUSH! MUAHAHAHAHA!
2. My mother's car isn't a good place to practice Yoga - or for that matter, any stretching exercises. I got stuck in an awkward position today, while trying to stretch in the back seat of my mom's car when my dad was filling up the fuel tank. It took me around 5 minutes to extricate myself out of the mess I had gotten myself in, but not before being caught by the fuel attendant and making a total fool of myself.
3. It is foolish to think that rolling your eyes at your tutor will not get you into trouble. I learnt the hard way today that tutors actually do notice if you roll your eyes in response to them - and that they will not hesitate to call upon eye-rollers to answer any questions that they might pose.
4. COFM lectures ... are just rubbish. Nuff' said.
5. "The lamb cannot lie down next to the lion unless frequently replaced." -
Martin Luther.
How true, how true. Especially if the lamb is one that is particularly juicy and cute too.
6. Juniors always have the ability to mortify you. 1st of all, they appear out of nowhere and turn out to be taller and larger built than you. 2nd of all, are never on time, much less early. Lastly, they tell you, with gusto (as if hoping to be praised by you), that they were late because they have been spending the last hour or so in the Science library mugging... even though its only the 2nd day of school. *shakes head*
7. It is very very hard to play daidee (or any other card games for that matter) in the lecture hall without seeing each others' cards, or without being caught by the lecturer. Also, any attempt to play a game at hyperspeed, to avoid being caught by the lecturer, usually ends up in the complete abolishment of logical game play and usually ends up in the total abandonment of future attempts to continue the game.
8. Mr Men and Little Miss characters... can be very very kinky. Hehehe.
9. I am apparently very weird as I have an extreme obsession for Harry Potter. Apparently, my friends are amused by my determination to collect all the wands, the sorting hat, the sword of Gryffindor and all the horcruxes and the deathly hallows (when they get released). Not to mention my habit of casting spells and doing wand work in sporadic frequencies throughout the day. Apparently, I'm the only one in S'pore who is that obsessed with Harry Potter! (which is a LIE! FELLOW POTTERITES, SHOW YOURSELF AND TOGETHER WE CAN CONQUER THE MUGGLES! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!) But I must insist that I am not weird! I'm merely just being passionate. Yeah.
10. It is very weird to tuition students on science chapters regarding sex related issues. Especially if they start asking you about certain vocabulary that makes you go 'hmmmmm....'.
I miss doing such summary lists!
Looks like I had a really productive first week! I feel so much smarter already!Labels: list, randomness |
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