Medical School is supposed to be one of the elite institutions of learning. The professors here are supposed to be the best in their fields. They are supposed to make sense. Here are some of memorable quotes from some of the best NUS has to offer.
1. "(Insert drug name) is suppose to have this (insert effect) on the patient. How does it happen? It happens." -insert cue for me to roar in frustration-
2. "As you can see, I chose a picture of a rainbow as my first slide. To many people, a rainbow represents hope. This picture is very important. I place a rainbow here because for psychosis patients there is hope." -insert cue for me to roll my eyes-
3. "When you see things, they are called visual hallucinations. When you hear things, they are called auditory hallucinations. When you feel and taste things, they are called... hallucinations." -insert cue for me to slam my head on the table-
4. "What happens when a neuron dies? Well, it dies." -insert cue for me to pull my hair off-
5. "I had a good friend from medical school: he was a good doctor, came from a happy family, was well to do. He was a good friend of mine. Then one day, he committed suicide." *SMILE* -insert cue for me to stare in disbelief-
On another note, I absolutely love pathology. The pictures of damaged body parts are just so wonderful to behold! Come to daddy, baby!Labels: list, quotes, school |
